being a CBC :(

its evenin time- 24 odd windows are working simultaneously- ggogle,orkut-home,msngr, orkut-my profile,foto albums,winamp,orkut-communities,blogger...and A SMALL POP-

"WINDOWS DETECTS A FATAL ERROR
COMPUTER NEEDS TO BE SHUT DOWN"

before i can do the honours...windows shuts itslf down on its own...[my windows was in sucha hrry!]

i had unsaved stuff!!!!:O
i shudder a little..then turn frantic..then hunt for my cell and i can think of just ONE name now-my computer doc...MCS-master of computer sciences-PHD in hard..soft and related wares;)
---andyyyy!!!

tring..tring....tring.....

"hie divsi..."
i rattle off my sob-tales..."andy..pata nahi...suddenly..i dunno how..no clue..unsaved work..wat to do...do something..wish u stayed a floor away.."

andy listens patiently-sighs..." windows error divsi..file slipped..er skipped[something like that]"
then he gigggles..."i gave u AVG anti-virus..last month..install kiya?"

"yeah.."i mumble.."some demo version got installed..."

"arreeyy..." he yellls.."you dint insert key?"
" what key?"
"hey bhagwan[BAGWAN in his tone..hehe] andy resigns..."tu waste hai rey..cant do a thing!"

all this while...when i am thinking of unsaved work..andy rants on..."c drive ..formatting..aur kuch imp nahi hona chayiye..system error 32...anti virus bhi nahi hai...norton nikaalna padega..everyday new problem!"

this wasnt new..Dr. andy has tendered to my sick comp many a times..and has done it without pokin fun at me-knowin that his frn falls in the CBC category[computer backward class]

i manage a guilty "thankyou" which he shoves away...i even offer to do it on my own if he gives me the CD.."nahi meri maa...you dont touch..pata nahi aage kya kar degi!"

i smile coz he reassures his coming-my pc is in safe hands now-safer than mine perhaps;)

p.s: why the hell cant there be a reservation for CBC'S like me in the CAB class?
[CAB= the monster responsible for a majority of BMS KT's!]:)