hellooo guys....this is a poem written by me wen i was in the seventh(so dare u all laugh!) neways,njoyy!
As the clock ticked midnight,
I trembled up and down with fright.
There were two lizards in my bathroom,
And in my hand was a big broom!
They were so very very brave,
Looking at them: oh! Such a fright they gave!
I slammed shut that bathroom door..
And slept praying I didn't want more!
Now in the morning when I woke,
And ate my food with a spoon and fork!
I resolved never to enter that bathroom,
And stared at the unsuccessful broom!
And till now I'm not happy to disclose…
That my bathroom is still rented by my hateful foes!
1 comment:
ok...now I know who all are behind your poetry...lizards and poor prof of your college... :-)
Jokes apart...its a nice poem...
Hope you have not read it earlier...nyways its a good read...
Who works for India?!
The population of India is 100 crores. 1,00,00,00,000
But 19 crores are retired.
19,000,00,000
That leaves 81 crores do the work. 81,000,00,000
There are 25 crores in school
25,000,00,000
which leaves 56 crores to do the work. 56,000,00,000
Of this there are 22 crores employed by
the Central Govt ,
22,000,00,000
leaving 34 crores to do the work.
34,000,00,000
4 crores are in the Armed Forces, 4,000,00,000
which leaves 30 crores to do the work. 30,000,00,000
Take away from above total the 20 crores
people work for State Governments 20,000,00,000
and that leaves 10 crores to do the work. 10,000,00,000
Total unemployed are 8 crores
8,000,00,000
and that leaves 2 crores to do the work. 2,000,00,000
At any given time there are 1.2 crore people
in hospitals,
1,200,00,000
leaving 80 lakhs to do the work.
800,00,000
Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute,
there are people are in prisons throughout the country.
79,99,998
That leaves just 2 people to do the work....... 2
You and me!!!
And currently YOU are sitting at your computer reading mails .
So I am the only person in our country who is working! And that's why
India is surviving!!!
Now, please log out of this mail and do your job because,
for a change, I want to rest. And I don't want India to suffer because of that .
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