Wednesday, October 31, 2007

10 magical ways to PREVENT yr frenz to take u for granted!!!!

step 1: u offend ur frns UNINTENTIONALLY and it hurts them particularly coz he/she is in a bad mood...tut tut...the problem is u just dont know wen d mood is "right" or "wrong"
wish der was a mood=o=meter to le u know...which jokes to crack at wat tym...

step 2: dont always spoonfeed them wid help weneva dey demand for it..if u wont deliver one fine day u l be rewarded with golden words-"selfish" "unhelpful"..lolzz


step 3: a happy go lucky nature doesnt work all d tym buddy!! u 'll hav half a ton jokes chasing u evryde if u dont mind or pretend that u dont mind:)

step 4: never NEVER EVER play cupid!! never be a patient listener to all those eternal buggers who forcibly feed u with their "devdas type" luv stories...
REMEMBER: once u listen always u listen
n once yr frens crushes start listenin...
yr frens are not der to listen to u @ all...!!!!!


step 5: dont always tell them each n evrything...i repeat..each n evrything!
chances are high that wen yr over descriptive they ll soon get damn bored n bugged and will groan wenever u talk to dem..
[not all realize that they r privilegded u c!!!]lols;)

step 6: this is not exactly for frns...
u give yr no to gropu mates for worthwhile discussion...
they seize the opportunity to bombard u with nonsensical fwds..:(
you hav 2 options:
a: endure while they empty their stock...
b: delete widout readin..:)


step 7: the worst species are those who xpect the other person to take the pains to put up their hands...........convert it into a wave............or exert pressure to break into a 50-watt compressed smile...y the idiotik wait?
get up n say a "hi" yrself u lazy bones........!


step8: dont always take the initiative..it doesnt always help u c..matter of factly ...being over enthusiastic can backfire n be perceived as well....many unpleasant things:)

moral of d story: give help only when its asked!

step 9: golden rule: dont expect ...xpectations hurt...wen u dont expect evrything is a suprise n evry suprise brings happiness- "kissi mahan insaan ne kahan hain";) its relle difficult to implement..but damn true!


step 10....n now d final step!
dont say sorry wen u r not wrong...or just to save a sinking frenship and wen yr "fren" doesnt deserve it...it gives the impression that u cant breathe widout yr shameless frn...if the initiative is not taken by him/her..let ther be NO INITIATIVE at all..hehe!

5 comments:

Sushlee said...

Sushlee's unwillingly speechless...
That was so "COLD"...

divsi said...

yea....sum cold yet truthful facts shd be willingly recognised n unwillingly projected coz wen dey are willingly hidden they r of no gud but once they r unwillingly unintentionally got out they do a lot gud!:)
confused?
yr punishment for writin such a comment![:p]

Anonymous said...

step 5 and 9 yeahhh

mangesh.coolkarni said...

Hey Divi saw ur blog after quite a looooong time, super cool , liked this 10 steps one n pain is also v v true :-) u js gave me reason to visit ur blog more often now

divsi said...

thankkkkkkkoooo mangy;)


n yea---dat dunwannabenamed sure is PRATIK[:D]lolzzzzz